If you’re offended by this song, you probably have too much money and not enough brains. In fact, you’re exactly the kind of person this song was written about. Parents may want to listen to this one before sharing it with the kiddies, but if you know any local bimbos and trophy wives/husbands/poolboys, feel free to whistle this song to them.

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The Real Socialites of Plastiboob Valley – 5MB MP3
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Once again Matthew is experimenting. This time he threw himself head-first at his Vocoder. If you’re not familiar with the Vocoder, it takes an audio signal (like Matthew’s voice) and combines it with a synth signal controlled by the keyboard. The net effect is a roboticized-sounding voice.

Matthew just hopes the humanity of the singer wasn’t lost in the process of making this one:

This song started as just a little play-time with my Vocoder, but some good subject matter hit me almost immediately for the lyrics. I am tired of the hysteria I hear and see in the news, everything from diseases to an economic meltdown. It’s springtime in the USA, the worst is behind us, and we’ve got nothing but hope ahead of us. If you look with the right eyes, you are really living the good life.

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Another song about the plight of the filthy rich, this time with a bit more venom in it. Matthew sings about bailing out those who don’t really deserve it, especially at the expense of those who were smart enough to stay out of the mess in the first place.

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Not Our Bed – 4.2MB MP3
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If you recently read this post on Matthew’s blog, this is the song he was talking about. Here’s Matthew’s story behind “You’re All I Need”:

I got many suggestions from people that I should do another Christmas song, but one suggestion was that I write a blues number for all the people who are feeling the economic weight on their shoulders this year. Believe me, I can sympathize- I’m already broke most of the time, and the pressure to buy a bunch of stuff for everyone because it’s Christmas never, ever feels good. You either have to tell everyone you’re broke or everyone assumes you’re a cheap bastard.

While writing lyrics I imagined what it must be like for a single parent right now, having to explain to his little daughter that they can barely afford to keep the house they live in. Presents and toys will have to happen next year, hopefully.

When I got to the last verse of the song, I actually started crying. I honestly don’t know if I could say that kind of thing to my children, if I had any. I would just be glad that I had my family, that would be present enough for me. That would be all I’d need.

For me, this is just a song. What broke me down is that, for many people this year, it’s reality.

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They Got The Money – 4.5MB MP3
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Another new song inspired by recent economic events, this one features a spoken intro from Matthew himself:
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