The second member of the Entourage gets her song this month. Like George, Sarah gets a custom song written just for her. This one’s about her somewhat insane husband. I think I’ll let her describe this one…

Geeks come in many different types. As it happens I’m a gamer. My husband is also a geek but he belongs to a much more ‘dangerous’ class. His particular subset of geek revolves around liking to know how things work, and he is also particularly fond of things that go boom, bang etc. Fixing things and taking things apart, even destructively, is therefore normal behaviour…

The song I’m looking for could therefore be best described as “the joys/perils of living with a geek”.

As well as the usual sorts of technology you’ll find round any geek, this house boasts (amongst other things) a scale model trebuchet in the garage (it throws golf balls or similar sized objects), a wastepaper basket filled with arrows in the living room… My husband has a flamethrower which basically consists of a metal pipe which you screw a bottle of butane onto. He uses it for killing the weeds on the drive.

Wow. Well, if I ever visit, I’m bringing a flak jacket. In the mean time, I hope they enjoy this tune! I didn’t so much write it as a cautionary tale (I’ve already done that once or twice), but more as a fictional plea from said wife to said husband. Rather than spend time (and endanger lives) with the toys, why not get to know how your loved one works instead?

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Take Me Apart – 4.9MB MP3

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Take Me Apart Remix Parts – 40.5MB Zip

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Rolling along with the theme of moving, I thought about what it must be like to start a new life with someone. My room mates are married and have already made the shift from “you and I” to “we”, but I haven’t made it there yet.

It seems like one of the hardest things to do as a relationship gets serious is to stop thinking about your life, your stuff, and your way of doing things, focusing instead on your future with that special other person.

I imagine it’s sort of like moving into an empty house. You had all your stuff in its places back at the old house, but now you have to rearrange your entire life to fit the new environment. If my life was like an empty room, I’d want someone else to fill it with me.

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This Empty Room – 6MB MP3

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This is a song I wrote and recorded back in 2001, but many of the Members have been requesting a newer version (now that I can sing and play a lot better, I assume). It’s about a Christian boy coming to terms with the fact that he’s gay. So often we’re faced with the assumption that one must be straight to be Christian, but I believe that assumption is pure arrogance. Sin or not, I was always taught that Christ made people pure and I believe that many gay Christians need to hear that reassurance from time to time.

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Prayer For Danny – 6.5MB MP3

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The latest piece from Matthew is an introduction from a lonely geek to someone he’d like to get a little closer to. No pretenses, just honesty. Which may not always be the best approach, to be honest.

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An Ordinary Guy – 5.5MB MP3

This one was written by Matthew for Spring 2009’s VIP Song Winner Tony Carcieri.

So, what I would like would be something for my 2 boys (ages soon to be 6 and 7) who mean the absolute world to me (ask anyone who knows me on FB). Without them, I would not be the man I am today…Would love something in there about how their mom and I are not together anymore (divorced) but how we both love them totally and unconditionally.

Since I am a fan of creativity, I will let you decide on style (as long as it’s not Polka, Rap, Bluegrass).

…I live for my boys. They are my world, my priority. People say, I do not know what I would do without my kids. I can truly say, from my heart, I would be lost without them. I love them so much Matt. It’s hard to picture life before them.
-Tony Carcieri, VIP Member

Well, Mr. Carcieri, hopefully this will convey what you’re feeling. Congratulations on winning the first VIP song from Matthew Ebel dot net!

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Two Stars – 5.3MB MP3

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